Beethoven: Are you ready? Crowd: YEEESSSSS!!! Beethoven: I can't hear you!
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Turned out she was just pulling my leg
It will still look exactly the same.
From 40 or more years ago, in Readers' Digest (seemed a little racy for them): The great eye doctor saves the sight of the wealthy man's wife. The wealthy man commissions a mural by a famous artist on the doctor's office wall as a thank-you. It is revealed at a big ceremony, and depicts a huge eye covering the whole wall, with a likeness of the doctor standing in the middle. The press asks the doctor for his reaction. He replies "Thank god I'm not a gynecologist."
Both love cheeses
Decorative balls
“Should I go with a red shirt or blue shirt?” And then he dyed.
It’s windy today, good thing Jesus is nailed down. What did they say to Jesus when he was carrying the cross? “Drop it one more time and you’re out of the parade.”
What do you call an enormous telephone? a T-elephant
They were all out so I had to take an L.
That's when I yelled out Oh Fuck!
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